About Me

I'm currently a Software Engineer at Podium.com building the new design-system for our frontend application. Growing up in the 90's, I saw "cool" websites that people made and I always wanted to have a website like theirs. Fast forward 20 years. I'm a little late to the party, but here is my contribution. I tried to capture all the annoying elements: gifs, rotating and blinking text, mouse following sparkles, and an obnoxious background image.

This was made with nothing more than HTML/CSS and JS. No, it's not mobile responsive. Why would it be? In the 90's we only had desktops!